tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

(Source: acciolirry)

stephalopuff:

Sometimes I can’t believe it
I’m movin’ past the feeling
Sometimes I can’t believe it
I’m movin’ past the feeling again

daughterofhungryghosts:

Whyyy

(Source: ferr)

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(Source: fonik)

’so, this is my life. and I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I’m still trying to figure out how that could be.’

-the perks of being a wallflower.

(Source: fuckingloganlerman)

stryker:

patrickmdunn:

Walked out of the movie theater tonight and overheard a puzzled child ask his father a burning question:

“Does The Hulk go to the bathroom when he’s The Hulk or does he wait until he’s back to being a regular person?”

I’ll be up all night pondering this.

You are now imagining the Hulk taking a furious dump.